Born to Die

dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

1 week ago with 252,173 notes

apacheroze:

lunariums:

flvke:

we r cute af

at the park with bae

how cute is this
faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

1 week ago with 509,583 notes

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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1 week ago with 202,262 notes

stylelist-tidebuy:

Time to go out to have fun !!

danimstph:

when people barge into my room without asking…

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1 week ago with 108,483 notes